she is a goddess among tramps
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
- Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
- Walk around the house naked.
- Pee behind a building.
- Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
- Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”
- Stare at my penis.
- Get a blowjob.
you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy
it is not
PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE
A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.
Damn, kid. You speak truth.
I’d Love to do this one day with someone