sylvanburningcenter:

she is a goddess among tramps

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”

thecolorplaid:

I would:

• Masturbate.
• Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
• Walk around the house naked.
• Pee behind a building.
• Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
• Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”
• Stare at my penis. 
• Get a blowjob.

you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy

it is not

catpun:

PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE 

figmentdotcom:

sketchmedesire:

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.

…

Damn, kid. You speak truth.

krapcaasi:

FAH MULAN

armstrong15:

I’d Love to do this one day with someone